Your membership in the group of cool people known as the Cult of Cornette can now be officially documented--and potentially proven in court--with the new CULT OF CORNETTE MEMBERSHIP CERTIFICATE! Your name--real or assumed--will be filled in by JC himself on this full-color, heavy card stock photo certificate suitable for framing--then hand-signed to make it official!
Bonus! Comes with a set of 10 all-purpose Thank You, Fuck You, Bye business cards with JC's photo on the back--guaranteed to make enemies of even your closest friends!
